Would you like an in-game parser?

[Rawrz]

Currently there's a total of about a dozen pro parser players that I've seen, at least on this thread, that claim what you claim. Unless you want to claim to speak for the vast majority, there's no evidence that's been put forth here that the majority of the pro parser population wouldn't harass and boot others for being a mere 100 DPS short of their exaggerated demands. On the other hand, there's a fair amount of evidence scattered all over the forums that parser data could, and is, abused, on a daily basis. While it's nice to be optimistic and hope that this data would only be used to help, it's much more logical to presume and predict what the worst case scenario would be.

Ahh but heres the thing about that. Most people, I believe, have a mild temperament and a sympathetic if not empathetic attitude. If one person says, your dps is low, when you are doing "100 dps off their exaggerated demand ," there are 2-6 other jurors who have to find you guilty, else it will cause strife for the party leader. Everyone has their own parser, everyone has their own standards. Demeaning accusations towards a stranger make me on that stranger's side, internally gathering evidence to defend them, until I've seen otherwise. Don't you think someone would defend the dps or try to absolve the situation? Most people, in my mind's eye, want to be perceived a pleasant and non-confrontational. Maybe I just don't like to watch unjustified belittling, if belittling is ever necessary in a game. A parser would just as easily defend the player.

This is also assuming that preformed parties gain a full parser only, which cannot vote kick, (also hello party finder resurgence), while duty finder, will give a personal parse only.