Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

I'm sure I'm going to get someone mad, but the truth is if you have such a big problem with parsers I'm almost 100% positive your damage output is below average and your afraid you can't lazily go through content with out putting in effort and letting others pick up your slack. That's just my opinion.

And I suppose you don't want cameras and microphones in your house because you have some drug traffic you need to hide, right ?