Would you like an in-game parser?

[Cherie]

You are in a room with 10 people, 9 loves pancakes and 1 doesn't. So to make that 1 single guy not feel offended, they all stop eating pancakes.

I saw someone reference my pancake rant (I think it was a reference of that perhaps but maybe parsers just make people think of pancakes and I'm not the only one! #ParsersArePancakes2016). I just wanted to say I love you. That is all.

It's kind of funny how this issue always comes into a issue of morality or a persons feelings or something.

Nowadays, a large group of one million people can be told they can't have pancakes because one dude sitting in the corner thinks pancakes are gross and hates them. Therefore, no one else can have any pancakes either, because of the one unhappy, pancake-hating angry person. Somehow, having pancakes or not, a innocuous choice, has become a topic for debate when it shouldn't be. That one dude could just not have pancakes, it's fine. Why does the rest of everyone else not get any just cause of the one dude? He probably only hates pancakes because he knows that they are tasty and delicious and almost everyone in the world loves them. He just wants to be the special pancake-hating dude. He can hate pancakes all he wants but why do we give him super villain powers of denying the entire world of pancakes?

Don't be the pancake hater... just don't.