Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

No you go eat some Croissants with the people that want them? Yay Pastry logic.

So, if I meet one interesting person who happens to love pancakes, I can't spend time with him because I don't want to eat pancakes ?

Honestly parsing is like getting a job.

Except a job gives you money, which help you buying food, paying your rent...we're not really on the same scale of "needed" here...and sure, when I play a game, the first thing I want is considering it like a job...