Would you like an in-game parser?

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I don't want a personal parser, because I feel that it won't address the actual problem. The problem is that people are unaware that their damage is below average. Providing them with a DPS number with no comparable values will do nothing to change that.

If people don't want to get better without a parser, what makes you think people would want to get better with one active? Parsers don't magically make your numbers better if you don't want to perform better, and not having a parser doesn't make it impossible to improve, you just have to gitgud at crunching numbers. I have never seen anything positive ever come from parsers.