Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

but that wouldn't work because those who want parsers to judge others will say "Oh! You're not allowing parser to parse you! You must SUX0RZ!!11! We not want you, turn on parsers or /kick plzkthx."

And suddenly, those people won't be able to hide under their false "By using a parser themselves, they'll be able do measure the size of their own...progress"

if i have it right from the last unofficial census there is around 400k players on the NA/EU Data-centers.
so 300 votes are like hmm approximately 0,01 % :P

Oh, shoot, I forgot to vote on the poll...so, 1 voice for no parser, over 307 total votes...Yeah, my pitiful vote, who would change absolutely nothing on the end results, would actually count thirty times more on this poll than the poll itself on the whole community...
Sure...a vaaaast majority...