Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reynhart]

And I appreciate a person takes times to listen and improve than one not bothering at all, but I'm sure you and I agree on this one

If parsers become official, then I'd fear we'll see less and less people taking time to look upon others and teach them. They'll just say "Go parse yourself !"

And, like I said earlier, the more people will focus on crunching numbers, the more we'll see content requiring to crunch numbers.

This is probably also why we won't see special effects on gear. If it allows for even 1% more DPS, then it will become a requirement for any content. And if it makes you lose this 1%, then people will neglect it.