Would you like an in-game parser?

[Destous]

I still don't want parsers in the game, mostly because I see the problem of people getting into arguments and infighting in DF and PF to get worse.

Objective information is never a bad thing. More people are reasonable than unreasonable. You'd have to be a complete misanthrope to believe that parser data would turn most of the community into elitist assholes.