Random stat breakdown time (take with a grain of salt as this a small and limited sample size):
Total Votes as of May 9th, 2016 - 0847 EST (thread approximately going for 3 days)
Total Vote - 209 Votes
No Parser - 34 Votes (16.27%)
Yes, Group Parser - 107 Votes (51.20%)
Yes, Personal Parser - 68 Votes (32.54%)
No VS Yes, Group Parser
Total Vote - 141 Votes
No Parser - 34 Votes (24.11%)
Yes, Group Parser - 107 Votes (75.89%)
No VS Yes, Personal Parser
Total Vote - 102 Votes
No Parser - 34 Votes (33.33%)
Yes, Personal Parser - 68 Votes (66.67%)
Total Votes arbitrarily assuming 50% of the Group Parser population voted both
Total Vote - 155 Votes
No Parser - 34 Votes (21.94%)
Yes, Group Parser - 53 Votes (34.19%)
Yes, Personal Parser - 14 Votes (9.03%)
Yes, Don't Care About Either (Assumption) - 54 Votes (34.84%)
Total Votes arbitrarily assuming 50% of the Personal Parser population voted both
Total Vote - 175 Votes
No Parser - 34 Votes (19.43%)
Yes, Group Parser - 73 Votes (41.71%)
Yes, Personal Parser - 34 Votes (19.43%)
Yes, Don't Care About Either (Assumption) - 34 Votes (19.43%)
I continue to be surprised that the "No" vote continues to remain as low as it is despite how many people are seemingly opposed to parsers, though that's probably confirmation bias on my own part too.