Would you like an in-game parser?
In a word, no. I wouldn't mind it for my own personal use, but I'm pretty sure it would just lead to people acting like 12 yr. olds going "MY PARSER SAYS IM DONG MORE DPS THAN YOU NOOB!!!!!!" "YE WELL, MY PARSER SAYS I'MA DOING MORE THAN YOU YA SCRUB LOLZ!!!!!" whocaresaslongasstuffisdying? "DATS CUZ YR PARSER SUX" "MY PARSER HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU PARSER, LOOSER!!!!" etc etc etc. So, no thanks.