Would you like an in-game parser?

[Lambdafish]

NO. This game wasnt made for dps parser thing anyways. People will abuse it and harass around. Not cool

*cough* gordias *cough* bismark *cough* sorry, I had something stuck in my throat.

[SigmaOZ]

No, it wouldn't be good!...

[Syhrwyb]

Yes, I would like an in-game parser. I want to better myself as a player for the various types of content that I do, and a parser would be among one of the many things to help with that. Unfortunately, we'll never have this because this community is full of sensitive babies.

[Johaandr]

*cough* gordias *cough* bismark *cough* sorry, I had something stuck in my throat.

So its alright to tell em? No. If somebody told me my dps suck then i would be mad and sad and less motivated to play the game cuse of the stupid parsers of theirs.

I bet you were newbeginner too and had no experience.. Unless you took ur time watching some guides in yt.
They gain experience by doing it tho. Like i did loool. Oft.

[Caitlinzulu]

"Insert how people are too paranoid about Parser being abused" etc etc...

I'd like an official parser, but it won't happen because of the fear of abusing it, despite other features in the game are already abused without much trouble. Nothing else to say really.

Moving on...

Precisely because every feature is being abused, we should never have general parsers, a personal one is the most that can be added with little chance for abuse.

[randysquirrel]

This thread is not to debate the worth of parsers. It's a simple poll to like posts. It may be bumped, but DO NOT discuss the pros or cons of parsers.

/10charact

[Joe_Schmoe]

Would you like an in-game parser?

In a word, no. I wouldn't mind it for my own personal use, but I'm pretty sure it would just lead to people acting like 12 yr. olds going "MY PARSER SAYS IM DONG MORE DPS THAN YOU NOOB!!!!!!" "YE WELL, MY PARSER SAYS I'MA DOING MORE THAN YOU YA SCRUB LOLZ!!!!!" whocaresaslongasstuffisdying? "DATS CUZ YR PARSER SUX" "MY PARSER HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU PARSER, LOOSER!!!!" etc etc etc. So, no thanks.

[Ghishlain]

Thread is two hours old and I'm amused at the divide between "NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT" and the "Yeah, I'm okay with this" or "Yeah, but let's do it like this" crowd.

@people who don't want a parser, you might want to read the OP as he's requesting a poll and getting your input via the Like button. Right now there are more people saying "No" in the actual thread itself then Likes in the post the OP would like you guys to use for their poll. S-E likes data that the OP is trying to collate is one of the ways to get that kind of data.

[Rawrz]

Thread is two hours old and I'm amused at the divide between "NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT" and the "Yeah, I'm okay with this" or "Yeah, but let's do it like this" crowd.

@people who don't want a parser, you might want to read the OP as he's requesting a poll and getting your input via the Like button. Right now there are more people saying "No" in the actual thread itself then Likes in the post the OP would like you guys to use for their poll. S-E likes data that the OP is trying to collate is one of the ways to get that kind of data.

Exactly. I was just about to write that. Please, if you said no, vote (like) the post that says no. This thread was not even supposed to be a page long. It was to be a silent. No, yes, or yes for personal.

[Ragnorak]

So its alright to tell em? No. If somebody told me my dps suck then i would be mad and sad and less motivated to play the game cuse of the stupid parsers of theirs.

I bet you were newbeginner too and had no experience.. Unless you took ur time watching some guides in yt.
They gain experience by doing it tho. Like i did loool. Oft.

if thats the case wouldnt it be easier instead of getting mad and sad and quitting to idk take 10m research your rotation and practice it on a dummy? idk crazy idea