Would you like an in-game parser?

[Lambdafish]

Maybe one day they'll learn it'll not happen, and we've had SEs answer (albeit a crappy one) to it already. Though I don't see this day for another 3-4 expansions

Actually, Yoshi P has been wavering on things like this recently, with the talk of addons, they changed it from not wanting parsers, to humouring the idea of how it could be done fairly. So I'd say that threads like these, especially the way this one is set up does indicate the demand. The devs do listen, and do give in if the situation allows them to.