Would you like an in-game parser?

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You are putting your own words like trust in there, not what I said.

could never be trusted not to use a parser to harass others.

You are referring to both sides but you specifically mention that the community "could never be trusted," to not use a parser to harass others. As if the disagreement has anything to do with it, or implying people who want to use parsers will likely do so in a negative fashion. It's just an incredible assumption.