Would you like an in-game parser?

[Istaru]

A parser would be a great thing for the game. It will encourage lazy players to be more efficient in dungeons/raids/etc if everyone is able to see their D/HPS. If people are scared of being "cyber-bullied", well the mute command exists for a reason.

I disagree. Lazy players don't care if their DPS is terrible. Why? Because they're lazy. Getting better and improving would take work and effort. It could help people who want to grow but have nothing to measure themselves against.