Would you like an in-game parser?

[Velhart]

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Those pictures and examples you showed only how you want to approach the dungeon itself. Parsers do not change how a dungeon works. SE put those features in to help keep the content relevant in some way for newer players and older ones. You can't compare the two.

Making options for a particular feature like a parser is a waste of time. It is basically both yourself and SE admitting it is a problematic system right out the door. If you had a feature that causes so much problems and drama that you have to add an optional attachment in DF for it, then it shouldn't be there to begin with.