Would you like an in-game parser?

[Lambdafish]

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The problem I foresee with that (though it sounds nice in theory) is that throwing numbers at players who don't understand and calling the global situation red might cause more problems than without it, with players misinterpreting numbers and yelling at the BRD/MCH or even the tanks and healers for having too low numbers, when in fact the reason is that all of the DPS were lagging slightly.