Would you like an in-game parser?

[Dement]

OHHH, I see, you ASSUMED. You made an ASS out of U and ME. Good one !!

Everyone assumed you meant Alexander Savage since the alternative is that you actually turned the conversation into: "in higher raids, you need to learn to optimize DPS in order to meet the DPS checks" to which you replied with "Well I cleared Alexander (Normal) so your argument is dumb". We assumed you meant Savage to give you the benefit of the doubt that you knew how to actually maintain a conversation and a discussion of relevant topics. Obviously we were mistaken.

Also, that's not a parser and it doesn't show you DPS. Once again, that's your damage. But using the handy dandy tools you have shown us, your DPS must be about 3800 right? I mean, we take your 3 highest attacks, round them and average them to come up with impossible DPS amounts. Am I doing it right? Anyway! Good news! At sustained 3800 DPS, you're the best DRG in the game. Congratulations. Now you should be able to get into groups to get those Final Coil, Alexander Savage, and Extreme trial clears! Just be sure to keep in mind when you're talking to the clear groups that that's your DPS but not per second.

[WeekendSoja]

Woot! I love this new calculation, hereafter known as ADDATHH (abbreviation looks awesome btw! "Average Damage Done According to Three Highest Hits")

My current ADDATHH is 5771! Monk on top of the world!!!

[Dement]

Woot! I love this new calculation, hereafter known as ADDATHH (abbreviation looks awesome btw! "Average Damage Done According to Three Highest Hits")

My current ADDATHH is 5771! Monk on top of the world!!!

Damn son, I hope I can break a 5700 ADDATHH on my MNK soon. We need to figure out AoEs, though... do you add them all together as one attack or is each mob a separate attack? Cause BLM and SMN might need to be nerfed for having their ADDATHH too high if it's all considered one attack.

The good news is that we no longer need a parser as everyone can calculate their ADDATHH with the minimal investment of a calculator and 30 seconds of their time. The bad news is that we now have to have a range of acceptable ADDATHHs since we can't have useful standardized information like DPS... I hope you prayed to the RNG gods because the new Nidhogg EX Farms will be a 6000 to 8000 ADDATHH requirement!

[WeekendSoja]

I was thinking about that but personally, I think ADDATHH needs to be sectioned as to not cause ADDATHH discrepancy. So a calculation for front-line ADDATHH, ranged ADDATHH, magic ADDATHH, healer ADDATHH, and finally tank ADDATHH, this should stop harassment and keep jobs relevant!

Silliness aside, pro-parsing all the way, I've seen it help more people than actually humiliate and shame them, that's just my perspective but I am almost sure game and Shane parsing isn't an epidemic in any server

[Reisui]

I think he's back in his calculations...
Did we win the battle?

[Rawrz]

Turtles. K.

[TaranTatsuuchi]

I've probably said it before...
I don't particularly feel the need to parse myself, too lazy to get it set up, but I do try my best when playing.

But I support there being parsers available.
It's just a tool, people who misuse the tool should be held accountable for their own actions.

[NolLacnala]

I'm tired of being killed by Netflixers

[Asmodai]

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

This right here is an example of the people complaining about parsers. Why would SE listen to them.

[Rawrz]

Dang 300+ votes. o-o