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  1. 05-04-2016 02:15 PM #1
    Triniplayer101
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaijinRhada View Post
    Do you really want to get blood all over your bed? Sure, we moonlight in the murder of various creatures, but I prefer my sleep to be comfortable, and bathing in blood isn't quite so. D:
    Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb
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  2. 05-04-2016 11:00 PM #2
    MagiusNecros
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    Bastilaa Shan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triniplayer101 View Post
    Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb
    I find the thought of kicking them like a kickball much more amusing.
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  3. 05-05-2016 03:50 AM #3
    Zigabar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triniplayer101 View Post
    Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb
    :< ... I think I opened the wrong thread... I'll see my way out.
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    A mentor stole my house, slapped me across the face, and raised my ping from 15 to 30. Literally unplayable.

    Quote Originally Posted by AriKitae View Post
    I would advise against the “you pulled it you tank it” shtick. Try diplomacy first. “Please allow me to pull the mobs.” [...] While the deeps is wrong for pulling ahead, you certainly aren’t right by not doing your job.
    #GetSelliBack2016
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  4. 05-04-2016 02:14 PM #4
    jomoru
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    That's the problem with you Raens you lack understanding of the natural state. When you sleep on the ground you use your shoulder to keep your head off the ground so you get fewer parasites. IF you sleep like that you have no problem with horns.
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  5. 05-04-2016 02:36 PM #5
    Zzxy
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    Female Au Ra's tilt their head far, far too much.
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  6. 05-06-2016 06:05 AM #6
    Heliantheae
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    Ekhi Ysengrim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zzxy View Post
    Female Au Ra's tilt their head far, far too much.
    The weight of their horns pulling them down.
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  7. 05-04-2016 09:51 PM #7
    LineageRazor
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    May want to see a chiropractor if your tail is permanently stuck in the raised position to the point where you can't even sleep. The natural resting position for the tail of... well, pretty much any mammal ever, is parallel to the spine. And Au Ra are quite clearly mammals. What with the mammaries, and all.

    I'd wager even those croc tails fold up neatly between the legs when an Au Ra is at rest.
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  8. 05-04-2016 11:09 PM #8
    odie
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    I always wondered how AuRa relationships work out..some of their horns look like they'd get in the way of kissing. It doesn't look like a pleasant situation.
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  9. 05-05-2016 02:36 AM #9
    Frederick22
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    Quote Originally Posted by odie View Post
    I always wondered how AuRa relationships work out..some of their horns look like they'd get in the way of kissing. It doesn't look like a pleasant situation.
    I think they can figure out... what im more curious about is... emm "cof cof" orther things.
    Just poor female auras..
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  10. 05-05-2016 11:38 PM #10
    Rakiria
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederick22 View Post
    I think they can figure out... what im more curious about is... emm "cof cof" orther things.
    Just poor female auras..
    Oh no don't even start it I've already read a ridiculous(ly funny) smut this week
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    dank meme
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