Might I suggest learning Japanese and playing on an Oceania Data Center?
I've never even once heard a Japanese player say anything even close to these things to another player.

But "E" players on our Data Center? Yes, plenty of times. Their manners are so terrible.
I'm very close to unmarking the "E" on my DF list. Only reason it's on is because sometimes it's nice to speak English. That's kind of why I come to the forums...

Okay, I'm half joking about the learn Japanese part...but yeah I'm kind of half serious too.