What would you do if you were the charatcer on your avatar (April Fools thread)

[ExKage]

Find a better shield.

[MicahZerrshia]

Reveal that I am working with the Ascians to secretly rid the world of dragons and bring down Ishgard to the Scions to help quickly wrap up this storyline. Pick up Alphinaud by his little annoying throat and drop him off a cliff then dispatch the remaining Ishgardian scouts to seek out and gather all tomestones so adventurers would have to find another, more interesting source of gear.

[missybee]

I mean...if Poroggo were cats, it wouldn't be too far from reality?

Minus the magic part, of course.

[Docent]

I'd probably cackle and brew potions.

Maybe turn people into frogs.

[Kerii]

"Not in the face!" /flies across the street. T _ T That's all I could think of when I saw my avatar.

[DracotheDragon]

nuke the first adventurer trying to go to the antitower, nuke Y'stola for being dumb, and nuke Alphinud becuse well he is alphanod, oh and teach the PC all the powerful magic from the old days so he/she can be OP

[Valor_C]

I would Jump from the nearest Tower to end my existence...
...
I hate Charibert q.q

[AgnesTheStargazer]

I'd get ready to be the new Fortemps leader by changing the Fortemps symbol into something silly.

[ScarletDawn]

Lock my brother up so he wouldn't screw anything else up. Then proceed to send the warrior of light on a series of annoying and painfully long quests just so i could sit in my new mansion and have a stiff drink by the fire.

[AskaRay]

I'd continue my really well written character development