What would you do if you were the charatcer on your avatar (April Fools thread)

[Aryalandi]

Brood for awhile because I didn't get to spend the day being Ysayle or Lucia, then after getting used to my sex-change i would spend time indulging in my newly found social status, have a huge party (meat, wine, stinky cheeses) then I would retire to my quarters for the remainder of the night and wonder about what happened to my actual body o.o...

[Xieveral]

I would be dead.

[Gumbercules]

id cast knights of the round to try and kill the WoL, upon failing to do so ill throw a tempter tantrum and just aimlessly swing my weapon around.

[Spawnie]

wouldnt slay dragons thats for sure xD

[Magnificent]

God no, I wouldn't even want to imagine being this avatar.

[Chione]

I figure I'd take an extended vacation, sunbathing on the beach in Limsa's Mist. Because it's damn cold in Ishgard, I could use a little color, and Emmanellain isn't the only one who knows how to avoid responsibility. (It's totally not because the player has a thing for Elezen guys and happens to own a house there so all her alts could oggle and take selfies with the sunburnt heir to house Fortemps.)

:3

[l---------------l]

I would ally the garlean empire and share control over the Triple Triad!... Because WoL is too OP for me and my knights, I need extra allies to ensure success here.

[Laurima]

Kill myself

[Dresden]

[Friedpicklez]

Dargon blood, the wine of Warriors!