...or they'll turn you into an extreme primal. D:

Description posted here in case it's hard to read:
Cure Estate Main Room (Extreme)
Agitated by the sight of non-parallel and off balance furniture, many players whispered through the night to change the positioning of her torments. Selli Noblesse's whispers were heard, and through the eikon power that had been granted upon her, she could finally fix what had been broken. With no imperfect furniture left to move, her power became restless. When you find yourself entering the Cure Estate, she welcomes you with flying furniture and tickles until her PvP queue pops...
Credit for making this goes to Fluffy.
The table and chairs downstairs are still crooked, though...
[EDIT] And just to clarify, he gave me permission to post his name. o/ Nobannerinospls