add an in game parser please!!!

[Elazu]

I say corral these hyper-competitive wannabe Alphas and put them on one server away from everyone else who actually plays the game for fun. I'll set the over/under for how long they last at 90 days.

Absolutely hilarious post. Acting as if being good at a game is not fun is the best way to push your "people are entitled to play as bad as they want and pull everyone else down with them" agenda.