add an in game parser please!!!

[LaylaTsarra]

Parsers are already here. Only console players don't have any access to them. At this point, creating an official parser would only restore balance between consoles and PC on that subject.

Oh my what a NEWS FLASH. I never read that here on this forum before. Thank you soooooo much for telling me.

[Kuwagami]

Oh my what a NEWS FLASH. I never read that here on this forum before. Thank you soooooo much for telling me.

you seemed to so willfully ignore that point that it appeared important to renew it, juste in case

[Noxifer]

Oh my what a NEWS FLASH.

You know, your posts recently... kind of prodded people to tell you.
I'll paraphrase:

You: There will never be parsers.
Others: You mean, there will never be parsers for consoles. We already have them on PC.
You: Pfft, prove it.
Others: Parsers exist. It's just not fair for console players.
You: *obvious sarcasm* Oh my, I never knew they existed.

...You see how your posts (and the posts you replied to) can be interpreted?

And no, that's not precisely what you posted, but when you say, "I'll tell you what, show it to me when it happens," in response to someone saying that it's only console players who don't have parsers, and that they're not likely to take PC parsers away (because apart from some heavy re-coding and stuff, I can't see how that'd be possible), it kind of indicates that you're saying, "I don't believe PC parsers exist."

(And before you assume: I actually don't use a parser. The closest I've come is through the Overwolf overlay, just to be able to tell more easily who's talking over teamspeak, since I still can't tell all the voices apart.)