add an in game parser please!!!

[Rawrz]

I wish I could like that DOUBLE!

Then go like the same post on the second page.

[RLofOBFL]

I don't care about parsing other people, but I would REALLY like a self parser, even if it only works in SSS. I always fear my dps is really bad so I just stick to Tank or Heals for any semi hard+ content.

[Mykll]

Then go like the same post on the second page.

First, I customized my settings to show 40 posts per page. So we are still on the second page. I am guessing the picture you mean, for me is on the first page.

And second, whoooosh, you didn't get the bad pun.

[Rawrz]

First, I customized my settings to show 40 posts per page. So we are still on the second page. I am guessing the picture you mean, for me is on the first page.

And second, whoooosh, you didn't get the bad pun.

LOL NOW I DO. xD Meowth that's right!
Just pointing out that this type of image had already been posted. It's a poor use of the meme though.

When you emphasized DOUBLE I thought you were implying that this topic was beaten like a dead horse, half way decomposed and stinking up the forums again. ;D

[Eylirria]

Are you guys ready for a radical idea?
On how to solve DPS-meter based harassment?

Here's a radical idea: Don't be bad.

[Kosmos992k]

Are you guys ready for a radical idea?
On how to solve DPS-meter based harassment?

Here's a radical idea: Don't be bad.

Too radical....and idealistic.

[Voltyblast]

This topic again.

What's funny about all this is that the parser thing isn't just alone in this situation: many other possible features are also bashed for fear of "abuse", because they think that might make the community toxic.

Ironically, the fact that people are not wanting such features and relentlessly refuse to acknowledge them in the possible future, actually makes the community even more toxic.

If people want a better game, risks have to be taken - even though they're really not risks, but more like "phobias" at this point. Not inserting a parser doesn't automatically equals to no abuse: people can do that already.

Every community has toxic people, every community has bad people but most importantly of all, every community will have abusers. And FFXIV is really no exception to the rule. Deal with it.

[Jatoi]

Are you guys ready for a radical idea?
On how to solve DPS-meter based harassment?

Here's a radical idea: Don't be bad.

That's asking too much, plenty do seem to want this game to remain a hugbox for bads!

No one starts off as great but why would anyone want to withhold their own growth I don't understand.

[Andrea]

Because you dont wanna kill stuff in 20 hours? what kind of question is that. While dps check only prevents people to enjoy the mechanic and fight , the other way doesnt prevent anything. If you have crazy epeen uber DPS you finish in 5 minutes like if you had a dps fight check, if you dont you jus finish in 1 hour. Still you can enjoy the content, and problem solved with this dps check parser dumb mentality.

how does that solve the problem though, that just divides the community even more between those that want it ended in 5 minutes and those that end it in an hour (using your example).

[Eylirria]

Too radical....and idealistic.

I suppose expecting the bare minimum from people is too radical, and too idealistic.
Better to just change the role from "Damage Dealer" to "Tourist"

Just there for the sights and all...