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  1. #1
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    cyborgmermaid's Avatar
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    Dec 2011
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    Limsa Lominsa
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    Rail Tracer
    World
    Balmung
    Main Class
    Ninja Lv 90

    I just spent the last moments of my twenties staring at a Gobbie's butt.

    This is not how I envisioned the fourth decade of my life beginning, SE. What have you done to me? And why are there so many ass-shots in the cutscenes?
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    Slappah's Avatar
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    Character
    Slappah Lol
    World
    Jenova
    Main Class
    Reaper Lv 90
    Think of it as a rite of passage.
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  3. #3
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    Unaki's Avatar
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    Ul'dah
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    281
    Character
    Xystel Unaki
    World
    Leviathan
    Main Class
    Machinist Lv 80
    Did the Goobbue scratch itself? If not then I think you were jipped.
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    Rawrz's Avatar
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    Sir Rawrz
    World
    Gilgamesh
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    Red Mage Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by cyborgmermaid View Post
    I just spent the last moments of my twenties staring at a Gobbie's butt.

    This is not how I envisioned the fourth decade of my life beginning, SE. What have you done to me? And why are there so many ass-shots in the cutscenes?
    It took some math, but the way you worded your age was absolutely correct. xD
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    Character
    Aivi Kupo
    World
    Hyperion
    Main Class
    Black Mage Lv 90
    Happy Birthday
    (1)

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    Heybunny's Avatar
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    Jul 2014
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    Limsa Lominsa
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    Character
    H'ey Bunny
    World
    Ragnarok
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 80
    Why do I get the feeling this will be me in less than two weeks time? (Will be 30 on March 7th)

    Also, happy birthday!
    (1)

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    Player
    Memoir's Avatar
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    Marco Ryse
    World
    Cactuar
    Main Class
    Paladin Lv 70
    It could have been worse if you played World of Warcraft. They have a lot of quests involving you to pick up feces.... a lot. Someone sure has an infatuation with that stuff.

    Happy Birthday!
    (1)

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    XiXiQ's Avatar
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    Xixi Eclipse
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    Ravana
    Main Class
    Red Mage Lv 90
    well, it's hardly unusual to TP into an area like idyllshire or mor dhona and find your head up some huge chocobo's butt, so enjoy your birthday surprises
    (1)

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    Aryalandi's Avatar
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    U'semih Gah
    World
    Sagittarius
    Main Class
    Bard Lv 80

    Could be worse,
    we could end up facing a boss where its weak point is its backside.
    then we will have no choice but to stare.
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  10. #10
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    Morzy's Avatar
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    Gridania
    Posts
    813
    Character
    Morzone Vandalfo
    World
    Siren
    Main Class
    Pugilist Lv 90
    Happy birthday! what a wonderful time to enjoy it, this is a great patch!!


    And LMAO that Zelda gif. Bahahahahahahaha.
    (1)
    Morzone Vandalfo on Siren
    Main job: SCH/MNK
    Raid job: Gathering
    PS5 based. PSN ID: natek_morzy