The Pink Brigade (-1) has cleared A7S on 5/23/16 8PM PST! We apparently don't have time for screenshots so none were taken. However, you are all blessed with a clear video instead: https://www.twitch.tv/garflex/v/68452275.

Pink Brigadiers:
PLD: Juneri Luminaire (Jun/Jon/The Almighty Jun)
WAR: Ba Ka (Bakanator)
WHM: Garflex Conjurer (Garflexle)
SCH: Isis Bliss (Shen)
MNK: Leapy Teapee (Leapy Sleepy)
DRG: Sir Tony (Tony)
BRD/MCH: Vivianna Dalmasca (Vivi) [Midan Goggles of Aiming][Gobtwine]
BLM: Roric Savage (Roric Badvage) [Gobcoat]

Thank you Juneri for subbing in for Beepster!