I vehemently disagree with Pence on this.

While there is a 99.9% chance that these "suicide threats" are just attention-seeking, immature brat behaviour... it is not our job as players, nor the GM's jobs, to determine that. That is the job of psych evaluators and the police.

We as players can't determine which police to contact since, for obvious reasons, we don't have access to players' personal details. GMs, however, do. It falls to them to take the logs provided by concerned players and pass them to the relevant police so that they can be dispatched.

This will have one of two results:
- They actually were suicidal, in which case they get the help they desperately need.
- They are in fact an obnoxious brat who will learn a very harsh life lesson that suicide is NOT a joke.

Either way. GMs *should* handle this. We do NOT want anyone here to be responsible in the 0.1% chance that they're actually going to off themselves.