Funny Names!

[Atoli]

What are some funny names you came across while playing FFXIV?
Those that include some sort of pun, or just a fun reference or anything along those lines

Of course, not just player names! If you saw a chocobo that got a funny name or a retainer by some other player (or your own, if you really wanna praise yourself here..xD), share it! ^-^
Let's praise how awfully punny our fellow adventurers are!

My sense of humour may be weird, but I laughed at this one:



Oh Lalas, you little beasts ^.-

[Hivernica]

Once I saw the cutest Lalafell ever! But they were named "Forced Entry" so I was feeling kinda conflicted.

[Anne-]

I remember two. Saw a new player the other day, a lala named "Little F'cker"

And still my all time favourite, "Taylor Swiftcast" :P

[marewa]

I remember two. Saw a new player the other day, a lala named "Little F'cker"

And still my all time favourite, "Taylor Swiftcast" :P

Hahahaha, i see Taylor a lot in duty finder, i always lol.

[Vespar]

Hahahaha, i see Taylor a lot in duty finder, i always lol.

Taylor Swiftcast reminds me of my husband's Limit Break macro. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... But see that bar there? Limit Break, maybe?"

[The_Greatest_Evil]

Taylor Swiftcast reminds me of my husband's Limit Break macro. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... But see that bar there? Limit Break, maybe?"

Do you know that this music isn't from Taylor Swift won't you ?

[Vespar]

Do you know that this music isn't from Taylor Swift won't you ?

Yes, but it reminds me of her since Carly Rae is similar to her music.

[Bashum]

Taylor Swiftcast reminds me of my husband's Limit Break macro. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy... But see that bar there? Limit Break, maybe?"

When the whole bath salt face eating incident was fresh on the news, a friend of mine told me alternate lyrics to that!

"hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! I'm high on bath salts, and your face looks tasty."

[Sammix87]

There was a character on my server once named Viewing Cutscene and we had a Bevin Kacon running around some months ago.

[Atoli]

There was a character on my server once named Viewing Cutscene.

We have that one too on Sargatanas!
As well as one who is named "Character Name".