Oh man, this thread brought tears to my eyes with how much I laughed. Sadly though, I think I lost some IQ on the way from reading some of OP's responses.
The OP is a prime example why DPS gets crappier and you see more rage threads about how all DPS all crap in DFs. Because you got these people who are so dead set in the way they want to do crap and literally couldn't care less about their team, not open to any advice whatsoever. People were seriously giving you advice despite how troll this thread is and what do you do? Call them out for being a bully. If you're going to cry about every little thing because playing with other people obviously isn't your thing, better rethink playing an MMO. If you can't play with other kids, go play a solo player game where all the mean online bullies can't hurt your feelings.