Quote Originally Posted by winsock View Post
The entire game is optional.
Square should just hire that guy to cover any complaint they ever receive, he'd make the pressure on the dev team absolutely zero. Which is real easy to do when you can handwave off everything as "optional". That even goes for things that have already been fixed...

"Uh, excuse me Square Enix sirs, but Chocobo Racing feels like it receives way too little reward in MGP for the amount of time."
"Chocobos are optional! Get out of here!"

"Okay, I decided to run Garuda, but I have some vision problems and it's hard to tell which mob is tethered in which way...."
"WHO CARES, GARUDA IS OPTIONAL, GET LOST STEVIE WONDER."

"Okay, Garuda down, but I am having some issues gearing my Paladin... nobody wants to take me on a raid because they've heard there are some issues with paladin..."
"We gave you boxers, isn't that enough you entitled whiner? The rest of the gear is optional! Paladin is optional! Roll a warrior!"