The Twelve Days of Starlight

[CyberForte]

On the first day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the second day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the third day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the fourth day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the fifth day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the sixth day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the seventh day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the eighth day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Eight mansion roofs,
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the ninth day of Starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Nine mythology weapons,
Eight mansion roofs,
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the tenth day of Starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Ten allagan pieces,
Nine mythology weapons,
Eight mansion roofs,
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the eleventh day of Starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Eleven grilled trout,
Ten allagan pieces,
Nine mythology weapons,
Eight mansion roofs,
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

On the twelfth day of Starlight, my retainer brought to me...
Twelve wootz armors,
Eleven grilled trout,
Ten allagan pieces,
Nine mythology weapons,
Eight mansion roofs,
Seven quill and ink sets,
Six fatcats purring,
Five HQ chubs,
Four vortex couches,
Three aetherlouses,
Two jet black dyes,
And still not a single fluffy puppy. ;-;

[Pison]

I just sang it out loud to see if it all worked in song.

It did.

I officially love this post.

[Roegadyn_Bear]

I've replaced everything listed with Sea Cucumbers to accurately display how much my retainer loves me.

[Atoli]

If you sell all that stuff, you have enough money to buy several puppies, so what is your complaint, exactly? xD

My retaIners usually tend to be more like Roegadyn_bear's retainers, I can't buy a puppy with sales of their stuff x)

[DragonSlayer45]

I've replaced everything listed with Sea Cucumbers to accurately display how much my retainer loves me.

My retainer's like "Here's a chub you scrub."

God, I wish I had 6 Fat Cats.

[XenoSamurai]

You can make a Lot of money with 42 fat cats.

[CyberForte]

You can make a Lot of money with 42 fat cats.

For the record, it's a running total, not six fat cats every day from 6-12. >_>; And aside from the couches and fatcats, only the dyes in this list would be worth a nontrivial amount. And my (real) fat cat total from months of x2 Waterside XVIIIs is like 3-4

That said, this wasn't meant as a complaint, just a silly song of silliness and amusement. =P I do want a puppy though.

[XenoSamurai]

For the record, it's a running total, not six fat cats every day from 6-12. >_>; And aside from the couches and fatcats, only the dyes in this list would be worth a nontrivial amount. And my (real) fat cat total from months of x2 Waterside XVIIIs is like 3-4

That said, this wasn't meant as a complaint, just a silly song of silliness and amusement. =P I do want a puppy though.

Ah right I forgot that that was how the song worked, I haven't sang the song in many years because I don't really care for christmas songs very much, though this one was fun to sing. And I know that it was a just for fun, I was just joking.

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

On the first day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
A roof...

[DiardanRose]

On the first day of starlight, my retainer brought to me...
A roof...

They do like those roofs...