Declining American player satisfaction - Future of game in Yoshido's hands

[Dyvid]

NOTE: The views expressed here are those of the authors and do not necessarily represent or reflect the views of American Players.

[Avidria]

NOTE: The views expressed here are those of the authors and do not necessarily represent or reflect the views of American Players.

Or engineers.

My goodness.

[Reaperking386]

Is there really no good threads going on anymore?...

[Ashkendor]

I thought about how to respond to some of your points individually, but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so I'm somewhat at a loss. Actually, I'm a little more than halfway convinced that I'm still asleep and this thread is just an incredibly odd and vivid dream. Suffice it to say that I am an American player too and you do not speak for me. As for your crafting woes, perhaps this level 60 1★ macro will help a bit with that. Also, you can edit your original post to bypass the 1000 word limit.

[TouchandFeel]

Strangely enough, if you assume the OP is from a parallel universe, it all makes sense.

Yoshido is Yoshida's parallel universe evil twin, complete with goatee and who's sole purpose is to run FF14 into the ground after a successful and profitable 1.0 launch.

Bethesda went the way of Ubisoft and Activision and decided to make all their big franchises into annual releases similar to Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty in this universe. Fallout 6 was just released and now they are working on The Elder Scrolls XIX: The Clone NPC Wars.

The vernacular of society has been altered greatly by internet and forum speak and so basic grammar, spelling and vocabulary is seen as antiquated and is confusing to the average person.
Wait ... guess that part is the same in this universe.

So, when you look at the circumstances and then make blind leaps of assumption it becomes obvious that the OP is an interdimensional prophet that is here to warn us about the dangers of tragedies suffered in their own universe.

That or they are just spouting gibberish.

[Gamer3427]

Words.

BTW, I'm now using a portion of your quote as my signature. Given that even the serious threads in this forum tend to be a bit out there most of the time, I think it's probably the most fitting thing to use....

[Lyshell]

Okay I read none of this thread I just wanted to comment on the title. Whose hands were they in before if not Yoshi? Hasn't it been in his hands since ARR?

Que? What? huh?

[Mimilu]

Clearly a joke-thread.
Move along. >w>

[Cromi_Jobly]

As a 38 year old small business owner living in the southern states I can say that you don't represent me, so go away or try to succeed from the union. That's worked so well in the past.

[Camulus]

This reminds me of an old thread in SWTOR about the "sword in box". You can read about it here if you want, but the original thread is no longer available, though it was absolutely hilarious.

http://swordinbox.tumblr.com/post/14...ake-light-blog