Safka's Stating The Blindingly Obvious Thread

[Limecat]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[DarkmoonVael]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Your quote has too much literary merit for this thread. This is more fitting

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

[Kalaskhern]

I personally enjoyed that short story. Thanks for that. I'd day I'm sorry but it sounds like it worked out better for you in the end.

[AriaEnia]

Hi Safka, it's actually a good read, I'm enjoying it like I'm reading a format of a novel that has been lost due to time.

[AskaRay]

Sounds like your former FC leader was cray cray.

[Donjo]

I believe that I have found myself a nutter!

In accordance to your wishes, I shall unanimously agree with everything you've said because it's absolutely fabulous.

[Catwho]

I read it in a Georgia accent and it made perfect sense to me.

Hope the Safka-tush is okay after being splatted without warning.

Also, note to self: Kick all nutters out of the FC before they become problems.

[MeiUshu]

this made my day.....LOL

[Maaizr]

[Mjollnir]

Simple solution: be the only person in your FC. It's a great way of removing such nutters from the equation.

I'm not sure of the equation itself, probably something like; Solution = (people in FC -1)*nutters + good time.