I want to say that I am laughing at this but lets be realistic here. The immaturarity level of the game would sky rocket if a bulge slider was put in, would not be long before we get questionable screen shots being posted on the forum. Example a Wedding of a Roe and lala when their rising into the air...ya we all get were this is going. I dont know about anyone else but some of the things I have seen happening in Limsa would get far more wrong if a bulge was present..