I made my midlander lady max muscle! I forget what her bust was. It doesn't matter. What matters is that she looks like she can bench press at least three Lalafells. Or maybe juggle them.

I won't get into the absurdly short shorts the ladies get. You think that stuff would stay in place after a fancy tornado kick? Hah! Think again! Wedgies and camel toes as far as the eye can see...