Bulge size options for character creation.

[HyoMinPark]

Am I "too serious"?! No. I am serious, but not "too" serious. The way you act and denies the fact that flat behinds can happen in reality, in a thread asking for bulges for the male characters to not all look like eunuchs because it makes the players uncomfortable, is rather rude to people that actually are in that position in a very real life, isn't it?! It is a fact. It happens in reality. For many reasons. Rarely, but often enough for there being guides on how to increase the bottoms size in a similar fashion to slimming diets.

I think you're being way too serious and way too emotional in a light-hearted thread that is about fake, pixel butts and fake, pixel bulges in a fake, pixel video game. Calm down, jeez.

I think you're being a bit of a know-it-all and taking this way too seriously.

Seconded this tbh.



Our butts are pancake butts.

I'm surprised my character doesn't slide right out of her chair when she sits. There's nothing there to hold her in the seat.

If it's "unrealistic" to expect a muscular, visibly present butt on a character who slays primals and liberated countries for a living... well, then I happily ask for an "unrealistic butt".