Here's some patch notes I'd like to see:

Anima Weapon

-You may now begin the quest of building your Anima Weapon. Did you think you'd get to skip the first step, because you made a Zeta Weapon? Start from scratch like everyone else!
-There will be no books.
-Have fun!

Main Scenario Storyline

-More shit happens.
-More characters are introduced, or something.
-Someone will probably die, we hope it's not Tataru.
-Guaranteed to spark controversy. See you on the General Discussion Forums!

Job Changes

Warrior: Visual effect of Berserk has been updated. When a Warrior uses Berserk, they will actually go berserk. Under the effect of Berserk, the Warrior now has a 50% chance to cause damage to his or her party with Area of Effect skills.

White Mage: Fluid Aura II has been implemented.

Black Mage: Black Mages are fine.

Summoner: Now summons fully formed primals to their side. Pets have 10% chance of breaking free of their master's control.

Miscellaneous

PvP has been removed from the game for the time being, while we figure out a better PvP system to use.

New fighting mini-game has been implemented in the Gold Saucer. Play as all your favorite NPCs, from Yda to Galvus van Baelsar or Belsar or Bilky-saur in a high-paced fighting game!

Please look forward to it.