I've had a change of thought.

I would still like to see a parser that showed everyone's DPS numbers, but only your own name.

I would ALSO like the parser to count how many AoEs/mechanics each individual stood in or did not engage properly, as well as perhaps a damage taken parser as well.

That would be there to make sure any "Highest number on top!" fools get shown to be who they really are... bad players who force the rest of the group to pick up their slack.

Now that is mah dream