Which NPC would you like to romance?

[Atoli]

Okay, thanks to this joke and threads like these, as well as cat fights breaking out in pretty much any thread talking about Ser Aymeric, I'm now convinced this topic should be investigated further

So tell me, which NPC character (alive, dead, undead, status unknown are all fine!) would your ingame self want to romance?
I'm keeping tally on who's the most popular, so only one NPC per post please ('harem' is a viable option too, though ).

You can also elaborate on why you like that certain character so much :3
And it would be interesting to see which NPC is popular with which (or both) genders, so feel free to let us in on your own gender, too

Example:
"I'm a girl and I call dibs on Sir Lolorito because I just love his scheming and evil plans. Also, I like that he's rich!"


Tally (up to post #142):
1 Alisaie
1 Lady Amandine
1 Garuda
3 Hilda
1 K'lyhia
1 Krile
1 Leveva
1 Livia Sas Junius
2 Loonh Gah
1 Lucia
3 Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn
1 Miah Molkot
4 Minfilia
1 Miounne
1 Moenbryda
1 Momodi
1 nameless Miqo'te child in Idyllshire(?)
1 nameless Miqo'te girl outside of the Carpenter's Guild in Gridania
1 Ratata
4 Raya-O-Senna
1 Rielle
1 Rosalinde
1 Thubyrgeim
1 V'kebbe
2 Yda
4 Ysayle
6 Y'shtola
2 Yugiri

5 mixed harem
1 Gigi (mammet)

1 Alistair
3 Alphinaud
10 Aymeric
3 Cid nan Garlond
1 Elidibus
1 Estinien
1 Gaius van Baelsar
4 G'Raha Tia
10 Haurchefant
1 Hoary Boulder
1 nameless helpful adventurer in Idyllshire (the one who teleported outside in 3.0)
1 Nero tol Scaeva
1 Papalymo
2 Raubahn
1 Sidurgu
3 Thancred
1 Titan
1 Varis zos Galvus
1 Zephirin
7 male harem