A Semi-Comical Infographic/Flowchart for New ASTs

[Lobotomite]

Hi, all. Thought you might get a kick out of this guide (of sorts) that I made for new Astrologians. Posted it to a certain other website a couple days back, and the feedback has been mostly positive, so I created a slightly modified 1.1 version.

For those of you at work or school, note that there is a (small) amount of colorful language, so exercise some caution when accessing it. Some of the puns may be also be hazardous to your health. Good-faith feedback and comments are appreciated, and I hope you enjoy.

External link.

[Nekotee]

Thx I laugh a lot reading it and it's mostly true !

I would have add one thing for ewer
It can be super cool to give it to a singing bard for longer foe requiem

[KinnisonArc]

One thing I like about these guides : That one part with the John Madden thing.

Also, lmao @ the "My BLM Friend is an Ice Mage & I wanna RP w/ him" part.

[Thunda_Cat_SMASH]

If nothing else I laughed. I'll be sure to consult this while leveling Ast.

[Immut]

Always shuffle if you don't get balance, arrow, or another card you can use immediately. Only road when you already have a spread card or absolutely can't use the one you just drew. There is no road that doesn't help balance, but expanded bole fucking sucks and you don't want to get stuck with that shit if you can help it.

Also, synergy+aspected benefic, CU until synergy hits 1s, aspected again, time dilation. Shit saves you so much mp.

[Kaenbyou]

Nice one, reminds me of :

[Nekotee]

Love this Yonkoma

Now i want to see one where you put balance on a DPS... Then use Dilatation
I mean...
Time dilatation !

[Lobotomite]

snip

Truly, this is the facial expression that all ASTs use when applying cards to their teammates. Yes, even male Highlanders.

[LuminaLumi]

Thanks, it was funny and helpful even.

[AskaRay]

"Like a virgin Tia in Ul'dah"


thank you