KABOOM! Baseless Head-Canons [SPOILERS]

[Mykaelus]

Head-canon: Elidibus likes to be in strict control at all times; any objects he owns or tends to must be organized and cleaned to the utmost of his ability. He gets anxiety and becomes grumpy when they're not. A wrinkle in his robes basically just stops his day from progressing entirely.

Thordan never stopped having affairs with women. Age doesn't stop men like him. I see him as the Hugh Hefner of FFXIV; it's Ishgard's worst-kept secret.

Kan-E-Senna is prone to sea and airship sickness.

Yes yes and yes. Though my imagining is that despite his amorous adventures, Aymeric is his only child, as Thordan is not particularly fertile.

[Mykaelus]

Ramuh, Lord of the Levin and arguably the most human of the Primals. Wise beyond mortal ken and older than modern civilisation, his fury shakes the heavens and makes the earth tremble in his passing...

...When he's not busy putting the fear of God into arrogant mortals, he enjoys sitting down under the trees in a quiet meadow and telling the Sylphs fairytales and stories.

I could see him a grandpa-ish trickster too, since he's the embodiment of sylph beliefs.

[Mykaelus]

Another one I had recently... the Au Ra are not descended from dragons but from crustaceans. That's right. They are crab people.

[Kaiser-Ace]

But the Destroyer WOULD make the best weapons of war, would he not?

Not quite, take Greek Mythology, Zues and Athena were both warrior gods who also closly parallel to Halone and Rahgle as well.

But Hephestious was the God of Smithing. By extension, Bygrot is a direct parallel being that he is the Builder and patron of Blacksmiths and Armorers in Eorzea.

[Kaiser-Ace]

Thought about that. But. Gerolt seems to sneak Rhalgr's symbol onto every piece he makes.

Unless it's just a tribute to dear old Dad?

Or "See, I can't be Byregot, why would I put Dad's symbol on my stuff?"

Or...

Or He's a Highlander and Rahlger is The Patron God of Ala Mihgo's as well as a god of battle and destruction.

[CyberGoblin]

Aymeric and Lucia are in a "secret" relationship that everyone in Ishgard knows about.

Lalafels do not naturally have facial hair and are extremely jealous of those that do to the point of wearing fake ones.

Almost a third of the Scion's budget goes towards tea.

Elidibus and Urianger have philosophical debates whilst playing chess

[Vayanne]

Haurchefant's mother was the sister of Hilda's father and died not that much from a sickness but out of grief and shame upon realizing what a douchebag her brother was.

[Melichoir]

My Head cannon is this:

The WoL is actually a primal of some kind, powered by Hydalin because:...
>At the start of the game, the WoL is weak as hell.
>When you defeat the first primal, people start hearing about you and believe in you, and your strength increases proportionately to your feats.
>Nothing is known about he WoL prior to the game start. They just appear in one random city and start doing things.
>The WoL is immune to the other primals jedi mind tricks (its said the echo is the cause of this but primals cant become influenced by other primals possibly for the same or similar reason?)
> After beating Thordan in the MSQ, he looks at you and asks "wtf are you??" and the following shot is a super evil looking shot of the WoL.

[Rhodkr]

I finally came up with another random theory/idea or whatever anyone wants to call it:

Eventually, once the Ascians are severely weakened, the Twelve will return. Once they return however and start making swift work of the remaining Ascians the balance will be severely thrown out of whack causing the real Calamity of Light to begin (or Calamity of Darkness in an attempt to fix the balance). We find out that the Twelve and Hydalyn aren't all they are shaped up to be and to keep life as we know it from ending we end up having to side with the Ascians.

I had it worded better in my mind earlier, but all this studying scrambled my brain!

[Kaiser-Ace]

I finally came up with another random theory/idea or whatever anyone wants to call it:

Eventually, once the Ascians are severely weakened, the Twelve will return. Once they return however and start making swift work of the remaining Ascians the balance will be severely thrown out of whack causing the real Calamity of Light to begin (or Calamity of Darkness in an attempt to fix the balance). We find out that the Twelve and Hydalyn aren't all they are shaped up to be and to keep life as we know it from ending we end up having to side with the Ascians.

I had it worded better in my mind earlier, but all this studying scrambled my brain!

Soooo, basically FF13-3's plot?