KABOOM! Baseless Head-Canons [SPOILERS]

[Zohar_Lahar]

Those leather-bound diaries in the forbidden wing of the Great Gubal Library was a chronicle of how Ultros was accidentally created by a succubus-fetishist.

The Enigma Codex was written by Gordias nan Garlond, father of Midas nan Garlond and grandfather of Cid Garlond.

The Bole constellation is where Midgardsormr and the First Brood's home planet is located.

[Rocl]

Rowena either knowingly or unknowingly has been the biggest supplier of Allagan tomestones to the Garlean Empire for 7-8 years.

Nael van Darnus' rise to head of House Darnus included the adoption of some extracurricular activities with Solus. That is to say, Nael and Solus were lovers as was his father before him. This is partly why Gaius resented Nael.

Even their parents mix up the Leveilleur twins.

Carvallain never returned to Ishgard to claim his rightful place as Durendaire heir because he was smitten with Rhoswhen.

Before Thordan VII's primal scheming the round table of the Heaven's Ward was primarily used for Triple Triad.

Francel has always pined for Haurchefant, but regrets he never acted on it while the latter was alive. Baurendouin knew of Francel's boyhood crush and having harbored his own unrequited affections in his youth overlooked this 'undesirable fraternization' between bastard and trueborn.

Pierryvain is the composer of pretty much all of the BGM canonically in XIV, not just The Maker's Ruin.

Damielliot passed away during the Seventh Umbral Calamity. Stricken with grief Faustigeant hasn't been seen since his son's internment.

Lolorito has used Heartstrike to revive his enemies and taunt them from beyond the grave before sending them back to the abyss by removing it.

Gerolt doesn't actually realize Drake is considered his "apprentice." Rather, Gerolt is so drunk all the time he thinks Drake is just another debt collector helping him with his kettles so he can pay off his debt to Drake faster. Drake isn't aware of this.

Dalamud was created by Amon on a dare. The original Allagan plan was to utilize Omega, but after neurolink-slavery showed promise he was jokingly dared to "coop up that old blowhard eikon in a freakin' moon."

[Kaiser-Ace]

My personal headcanon is that this is when the WoL sits down and researches the spells or trains manuveurs that he "learns"/masters when he levels up.
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Mine just sleeps since he seemingly gets possessed from time to time by a merceless extrademensional being who makes him have echo enduced PTSD and relive his worst battles in an effort to hasten his martial skills. Side effects include massive exhaustion, lack of personality, loss of speach, and the ocational urge to Mandeville.

[IrisBlanchimont]

Y’Shtola prefers women.

... I approve.

[Kallera]

Roaille and the handmaiden are having adventures in jail together, if they haven't broken out already, then they are having adventures on the lam.

[Twailaith]

Roaille and the handmaiden are having adventures in jail together, if they haven't broken out already, then they are having adventures on the lam.

"Having Adventures", huh?

Is that what you call it these days.

[Mykaelus]

Roaille and the handmaiden are having adventures in jail together, if they haven't broken out already, then they are having adventures on the lam.

I like to imagine after Nanamo has been filled in on the situation, and the first time she sees the handmaid after waking up, she has Raubahn lift her up so she can slap the handmaiden in the face.

[myahele]

Dewlala was a former ishgardian astrologian, hence her astrologian-only dunce cap. This explains why her predictions on Lolorito was pretty accurate

[Mykaelus]

Dewlala was a former ishgardian astrologian, hence her astrologian-only dunce cap. This explains why her predictions on Lolorito was pretty accurate

I can see that! For some reason I also have the head-canon that Dewlala is a grandmother. Like it's hard to tell a young Lala from an old one, so their age is up in the air. I just picture her spoiling her grandkids and being a total witch to her daughter-in-law.

[Warr_of_Lint]

Why would anyone carry around a cane instead of using it to assist in walking? Then it hit me, Count Edmonts' "cane" is actually musket. He is just waiting for a badass moment to use it.