The Tank's Pledge (a damned fool's idealistic notion)

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I tank and I feel like a slave, never feel like a leader at all. I am there getting bullied, clawed, smashed, thrown, etc. etc.
When a mob hit a healer, healer will be like "get em off me, you dirty peasant tank"
When a mob hit dps, dps will be like "How dare you let these trash touch me, you slave tank"

Just tell 'em "Je ne comprends pas" when that happens, they'll give up trying to tell you what to do immediately.