Quote Originally Posted by Aistaraina View Post
Dear:

[ X ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ X ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ X ] Troll
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Scientologist

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ X ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ X ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov,
et al.
[ X ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO
APPARENT REASON
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must
be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Start a blog so you can complain at your leisure
[ X ] Age 10 years before posting again
[ ] Never post again
[ X ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ X ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] All of the above

The above were checked because TheVedis has been around for forever. He's been playing this game longer than you are old.

This....is..... the best response / boiler plate response for anything ever. I applaud the fact that you took time out of your life to do this. Thanks for the laugh!


And yes... the guy in question has been playing since release. Stupid kid es dumbz