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  1. #1
    Player
    Maikeru's Avatar
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    Character
    Ceyl Fukuro
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    Mateus
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 90
    I've talked about this experience in the past. I had my in-game husband/friend crafting some stuff with his BSM. So I get close to him and tell him "XXX, why don't you temper my p***y". I sent that message in the hunting LS I was leader. Needless to say, I got nuked by some naughty tells and some friends just spamming "LOL". Then he received some tells about it. I wanted to die asap. He wanted to as well.

    Later on, a risky MT. I was in a WoD with a friend. So I was all cocky about my DPS being on top of the raid. So, one friend asked me about our DPS in our LS and I copy pasted it right in party chat. So, naturally, some anti-thing members where like "OOOH WHAT ARE THESE NUMBERS; M'LADY *takes fedora off*". I just replied "Random numbers, move on soldier". I was sweating bullets.

    I had several mature rated MTs. LS, FC, /say. I was known as the "Queen of the MTs". I find it hilarious now, but omg...
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    Sarynth's Avatar
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    Character
    Sarynth Midgard
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    Excalibur
    Main Class
    Summoner Lv 90
    Worst for me had to be when I was talking in free company about how much snow was incoming, and I said in party chat "I'm looking forward to 8in tonight..." yeah the party had a field day with that one.
    (18)

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    Reila_Circus's Avatar
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    Character
    Reila Circus
    World
    Gilgamesh
    Main Class
    Dark Knight Lv 70
    Becareful where you MT around me.

    First one is protected because I still need the blackmail.

    The resident married couple in the FC. Laughs were had.
    (3)
    Born to lose, Live to win.

    RIP Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister

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    MassEffect007's Avatar
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    Character
    Turok Hunter
    World
    Famfrit
    Main Class
    Archer Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by Reila_Circus View Post
    Becareful where you MT around me.

    First one is protected because I still need the blackmail.

    The resident married couple in the FC. Laughs were had.
    Oh god, I never thought about using some for blackmails. *sinister laugh* :P
    (0)
    . "A man can have anything...if he's willing to sacrifice.."

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    writeraeria's Avatar
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    Apr 2014
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    Gridania
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    Character
    Faren Tilstein
    World
    Leviathan
    Main Class
    Machinist Lv 60
    My favorite MT story is my in-game hubby's. He was trying to explain what a strawberry milkshake in adult slang means to someone in our fc and explained it instead to his whole ST or WoD run instead. We still all give him a hard time for it.
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    Mirili's Avatar
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    Jan 2014
    Location
    Limsa Lominsa
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    Character
    Ema Voilerclaire
    World
    Goblin
    Main Class
    Scholar Lv 61
    My static was having issues with one particular member acting out, and we were discussing whether or not we'd give 'em the boot.

    I finally decided that I'd be okay with them sticking around, as long as they're "kept on a tight leash." I followed up with: "Tight leash. TIGHT leash." Y'know, for emphasis.

    In FC chat.

    Face went beet red. Didn't even try to defend myself. FC chat blew up with "wow ema kinky din no u were into dat lol haha" and "YOU ARE VERY BONDAGE."

    I just found a hole to go quietly die in until it blew over. :]
    (4)

  7. #7
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    Eul's Avatar
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    Oct 2014
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    Dodo's Nest
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    Character
    Knot Destroyer
    World
    Asura
    Main Class
    Scholar Lv 100
    Not really horrible, I just talking with my LS with different language about messed up duty roulette I had while hangout with japanese neighbor but ended up talking on public. Fortunately they don't know my language and I instead say ”みす!w”
    (0)

  8. #8
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    Warlyx's Avatar
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    May 2011
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    Character
    Warlyx Arada
    World
    Moogle
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 90
    hmmm talking about some bad tank that i got in my DF ......to PARTY chat instead of FC ....doh!

    the worse i remember....my gf asking me if i wanted to stop playing and ***censured**** ....to FC chat instead of tell....she was so embarrased that closed the game instantly.....my FC bursted in LOOOOOOOOOL , OMG and what not .....
    (2)

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    DragonSlayer45's Avatar
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    Character
    Adrian Ryder
    World
    Cactuar
    Main Class
    Ninja Lv 100


    Perfectly timed MT though... (this wasn't taken from my end)
    (4)
    Last edited by DragonSlayer45; 10-21-2015 at 11:05 AM.

  10. #10
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    Atoli's Avatar
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    Character
    Nhai Tayuun
    World
    Ragnarok
    Main Class
    Black Mage Lv 92
    One night, my ingame hubby was a bit drunk and somehow convinced himself I was neither a girl nor a human, but a male robot We joked around for a bit but at some point I got a bit annoyed by his utter distrust, so I wrote a long, angry text about how YES, I am female and made of flesh and blood and if he really doesn't believe me he should just check for himself already...only that I sent it to someone looking for members for an alex party who was shouting in Idyllshire..xD
    (yes, I'm a lazy person who likes clicking on names to send tells, but I missed my hubby's name)
    The person actually answered and said he couldn't care less if I was male or female, human, robot or alien, as long as I did my job, and if he should invite me..^^°

    I got into a very enjoyable run in the end..
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