Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent.

[Immut]

Are you gonna reply to each of the posts with your infinite wisdom now? Man aren't we lucky to have you, the uber player who knows everything, may your judgement be always with us!

Only when people seem to be confusing different with bad and vise versa. Using topaz in a dungeon is not inherently bad. Being a moron and not healing or resummoning your pet is bad.

[Archaell]

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Many classes can also mean that the person is botting. I have been encountering many bots in leveling dungeons recently.

[gustavray]

2 weeks ago, when void ark came out we had 8 fc members queue together. When we got to last boss we wiped once. We didn't know the fights, as it was the first day that content was up. One of our healers and one dps got disconnected, as well as some members from other alliances. While we waited for the others to come back, a tank from another alliance pulled. Our healer left the room, since her brother (the other healer) wasn't there yet, as well as some other people. The tank from my fc and I thought we had no chance of killing the boss, so we literally tried to die. We walked into AoE's and everything else we could in order to die.. When we were about to, though... Healers from the other alliances would heal us. Everytime! We were yelling in a call: HEALERS, WHY ARE YOUR DOING YOUR JOB? DAMNIT! Surprisingly enough we cleared with less than 20 people and no LB3.

[Fluestergras]

I ran expert roulette with FC mates (PLD and BLM, myself as AST) yesterday, we ended up in Saint Mocianne's Arboretum with a new so-called bard - with accent on "so-called" as she didn't sing. Urgh, my inner bard cried.

After the first boss the PLD wanted to do some big pulls and thus asked the bard if she could sing Foe's Requiem for the BLM. She sings Army's Paeon. We told her what Requiem does, then she sang this, our BLM was happy.
During the second big pull, she didn't sing anymore, and DPS was pretty low - althought I helped out with DPS - so combat took forever and my MP dropped so I asked for Mage's Ballad. She sang Foe's Requiem. I told her what Ballad does, then she sang it.
After the second boss and up to the final boss, this bard always used the right songs at the right time - Ballad for me if my MP dropped below 1.500 after Gravity spam (^^') and otherwise Requiem for our BLM.

This woman entered the dungeon as an archer and (with our advice) left it as a bard :') ...her DPS was substandard though...

[Jeibird]

2)Time for the ugly.Sohm al tanking at 3am to help a friend get to 55.We load in to 2 Lalas so already we know this isnt going to go well.Whm lala is boasting their dps the entire time.From their attitude I could definitely tell this was an alt of some MLG savage raid grinder,one of those haughty no chill elitist types who forget how to play anything else.

Wipe twice on trash.They cant heal me after they OOM on holy spam.bitched at my friend for the entire time and telling him how to play bard. offended at being told they should be focused on healing me first.letting me drop during ice dragon pull.I respawned,walked up to him,/slapped them,and left the dungeon all without a word.Friend told me WHM was speechless for once.

[Fluestergras]

Wipe twice on trash.They cant heal me after they OOM on holy spam.bitched at my friend for the entire time and telling him how to play bard.

Sounds like they wanted your friend to sing a ballad - did they get one? (a healer should watch their MP during DPS though)

[Jeibird]

Sounds like they wanted your friend to sing a ballad - did they get one? (a healer should watch their MP during DPS though)

Nah, they actually wanted Minuet or however u spelled it, for the damage increase. Didn't seem to care about healing or MP at all. If they did get the mp ballad they probably would have just used it to spam more holy anyway lmao.

[Fluestergras]

Nah, they actually wanted Minuet or however u spelled it, for the damage increase. Didn't seem to care about healing or MP at all. If they did get the mp ballad they probably would have just used it to spam more holy anyway lmao.

No Minuet at lv54? No Empyreal Arrow? Me cries.

[Selli]

Decided to pug A1S. Tank doesn't pop any buffs for the tank buster, instantly dies.

"I could have lived through that 1 hit KO if you timed your Benediction better."

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K.

[CGMidlander]

Decided to pug A1S. Tank doesn't pop any buffs for the tank buster, instantly dies.

"I could have lived through that 1 hit KO if you timed your Benediction better."

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K.

/soothe

That's one of the worst kinds of tanks