Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent.

[Frowny]

Nah. We're naturally attracted to everything that wants us dead.
No help required! Get your Lolgoon today at the nearest AoE!

Warning: Personal safety not guaranteed while attempting to poke a lolgoon in its natural habitat :3

Do these lolgoons come with a warranty?

Don't forget Punch the WHM Dead. That ones always fun too.

Always a hit at parties! (Edit: just realized the pun I made... I apologize ;-; ).

[Ametrine]

Always a hit at parties! (Edit: just realized the pun I made... I apologize ;-; ).

Don't apologize for a pun :P

[Heliantheae]

A Slime tried to play a game of punch the Elezen dead in PotD. So it was me a NIN and three Miqos; a WAR, MNK, and AST. Nothing with a auto-pull. We were standing on the platform and there was a slime at the end of the room. I was against the wall and the three miqo were between me and it. Countdown 3, 2 the slime turns around.



And makes a bee line straight for me ignoring everyone else. And that wasn't even the weirdest pull. The WAR tomahawked one of the roamers and it aggro'd on the MNK who was in another room. All kinds of weird shenanigans happened too. That was a fun run. I think they were all in an FC together because I got all three comms.

[Rhyku]

Your sig is cute though.

Was a throwback to the days when I was a noob goon heh

Do these lolgoons come with a warranty?

Uhh no. The claims would bankrupt even the monetarists

[Fluestergras]

Yesterday in Gubal HM, I had this DRK who kept spamming Abyssal Drain. I mean, it was actually cool, she held aggro, she helped melting mobs extremely fast, - I couldn't even Flare at some pulls because things just died too fast - she never had any mana issues and we cleared the dungeon in 12 minutes. BUT THIS HORRIBLE SOUND OF ABYSSAL DRAIN ASDFGHJKL

[UnstablePersonality]

Your sig is cute though.

I wanna find that Au'ra in your sig (top left)...lol I know it's squadron and all.

[Lunaxia]

Hmm

That was the crux of it, really. I raise people regardless of where we are as a matter of course - it's my job, and if they don't want weakness they can just decline it and respawn if they prefer. To not raise off the bat is one thing, but to continually refuse a request to make a point... I don't believe "but weakness" is an adequate reason either; I have yet to see a tank raised between pulls die from it. It just seemed so petty and rude, and I had no desire oblige such a person. Kudos if you do, I suppose.

[dragonseth07]

First time in World of Darkness last night. The whole Crystal Tower has been a stress factory for me, watching guides, reading strats, the whole shebang. We get in, and it's going pretty okay. I noticed one of our DRG's had the last name of Highwind. I think "Cool, he's a big FF fan. I bet he put a lot of effort into getting good at DRG."

Haha, no. This guy had perpetual Weakness. He was dying left and right. If he wasn't tanking the floor, he was getting rezzed, to go back and do it again. I have never seen somebody who was a bigger walking poster child for DRG memes. It was something really special.

[Atoli]

Tanks have good aoe threat from a low level. You can keep AoE threat fine as a PLD in Sastasha. At higher levels, DPS should be AoEing and not targeting markers. Marking and solo focusing threat is a bad habit.

Even on single target, I can rip hate off my adequately (but not over-)geared sproutling tank who is faithfully spamming his aggro combo...with 2 or 3 hits in my 250+ gear. That's how broken ilvl sync in level sync is.
Let me throw Fire II and they can Flash until their MP is dry, I'm gonna be the one tanking all the mobs. It's rough, and it isn't made easier by DPS intentionally attacking a different target than the tank.

And makes a bee line straight for me ignoring everyone else. And that wasn't even the weirdest pull. The WAR tomahawked one of the roamers and it aggro'd on the MNK who was in another room. All kinds of weird shenanigans happened too.

Oh, so I didn't imagine that kind of stuff. Was in PotD on MNK today, and still opening chests in one room, the others had gone ahead 2 rooms, and suddenly monsters aggroed me through the wall from the room the others were in and ran through 2 rooms to try and kill me. I thought I was going mad, but seems the aggro is somewhat faulty in there^^°

I wanna find that Au'ra in your sig (top left)...lol I know it's squadron and all.

That's Khorchi, only obtainable through Gold Saucer and horribly elusive ;-;

[Ninster]

Got to meet Selli in World of Darkness yesterday. Not a bad run, but it's always nerve-wracking to end up in a party/alliance with some of the forumers. Especially when it's through Mentor roulette and I get this nagging obligation to say/do something to help/nag the new people about mechanics/things everyone already knows.