Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent.

[Dogempire]

This isn't super major but honestly it really annoys me whenever I die because the healer isn't healing.

I was leveling my ninja in Sirensong sea, our tank randomly went afk so I just had to be the one eating all the autoattacks since I was the one doing the most damage, alright, no problem, I have mitigation. I burn through shade shift, feint, and bloodbath trying to reduce the damage I'm taking, eventually I survive a raidwide aoe and have about 1000 health left, alright, I guess the healer is letting me get low for a benediction or something, right?

Wrong, I was watching this white mage obliviously spamming stone, and then they use an aoe heal about 3 seconds AFTER I die and proceed to not heal the other dps or attempt to raise me.

Facepalm

Honestly one of my pet peeves is bad duty finder healers, I guess I should learn to live with it because I retired from healing after they homogenized all the classes, but regardless you would think a healer would have the sense to at least throw a regen on me. Heck dps rotations are ridiculously easy with 1 DOT and 1 damage skill, there isn't even much of a multitasking aspect to healing anymore outside of the harder content

/rant

[Lynesse]

Snip.

I've been seeing this more and more lately, in both dungeons and trials. I'm usually the MT and getting a heal in pugs sometimes is like pulling teeth.

Someone at SE thought it was a good idea to give me a Cure II that, when buffed by Requiescat, becomes instant cast and heals for almost half of my total HP.

I have used it to break the game and salvage a doomed pug. I feel no shame over this.

[gumas]

party together with my guild, we setup discord chat, and this one guy has a cat that keep meowing non stop in his background through our run lol

the cat keep meowing so much that we actually stop in the middle of run and end up doing "customer cat help" service, trying to wonder why his cat keep meowing.
- we try food... nope
- some scratch... nope
- maybe toys? work for a minute then start meowing again
- want to take over his pc? who knows..
- some plastic bags? still meowing

after a while the guy decide to turn off his voice chat so we can focus on the dungeon run first

hours later it turn out that the cat just want to go outside lol

[KaleShibata]

party together with my guild, we setup discord chat, and this one guy has a cat that keep meowing non stop in his background through our run lol

the cat keep meowing so much that we actually stop in the middle of run and end up doing "customer cat help" service, trying to wonder why his cat keep meowing.
- we try food... nope
- some scratch... nope
- maybe toys? work for a minute then start meowing again
- want to take over his pc? who knows..
- some plastic bags? still meowing

after a while the guy decide to turn off his voice chat so we can focus on the dungeon run first

hours later it turn out that the cat just want to go outside lol

Just because a cat meows at you doesn't mean it won't take ya half a year of searching for what they stop at to discover the problem. me its usually something simple (ran out of food overnight and is now trying to get me to stop hitting the snooze on my alarm at 830 am.) he wants to play (about half of these times) or he wants to lay on the other pillow on my bed. (which i enjoy. he thinks my other pillow is his.)

[Dogempire]

I've been seeing this more and more lately, in both dungeons and trials. I'm usually the MT and getting a heal in pugs sometimes is like pulling teeth.

Someone at SE thought it was a good idea to give me a Cure II that, when buffed by Requiescat, becomes instant cast and heals for almost half of my total HP.

I have used it to break the game and salvage a doomed pug. I feel no shame over this.

It's actually kind of funny how ridiculously effective clemency has become, I hope they don't nerf it though

[HyoMinPark]

party together with my guild, we setup discord chat, and this one guy has a cat that keep meowing non stop in his background through our run lol

the cat keep meowing so much that we actually stop in the middle of run and end up doing "customer cat help" service, trying to wonder why his cat keep meowing.
- we try food... nope
- some scratch... nope
- maybe toys? work for a minute then start meowing again
- want to take over his pc? who knows..
- some plastic bags? still meowing

after a while the guy decide to turn off his voice chat so we can focus on the dungeon run first

hours later it turn out that the cat just want to go outside lol

My cats are both fat, so when they’re meowing, it usually means that their food bowls need to be refilled.

[Lynesse]

It's actually kind of funny how ridiculously effective clemency has become, I hope they don't nerf it though

It is!

I was a PLD in Amaurot tonight. We were fighting the final boss. Everyone but me died at 58%.

I soloed him from 58% to victory.

I made them all watch.

[van_arn]

It is!

I was a PLD in Amaurot tonight. We were fighting the final boss. Everyone but me died at 58%.

I soloed him from 58% to victory.

I made them all watch.

I wipe a tear from my eye. Truly magnificent.

I would have jumped off though just to deny them the free clear.

[Lynesse]

I wipe a tear from my eye. Truly magnificent.

I would have jumped off though just to deny them the free clear.

Jump off at 1%.

PS. I'd never actually do this! It's too mean. xP

[Magnedeus]

Leveling gunbreaker Bardam's Mettle. Yellow is mentor, green is the healer.

You are a prime example of a player who I'd votekick in a heartbeart. You didn't have to be a dick about it.