Yeah not all tanks from Mateus are that terrible. As a Mateus tank main that almost hurt to read. My God.Ran Alliance Raids roulette the other day as RDM, got a diva tank in my group (who wanted to be carried, I guess...) that I called out a few times.
I first noticed the distinct absence of tank-like behavior in Mateus when the Azure sky worms popped up and DPS was tanking ours (primarily me). It's easy to get confused in the shuffle so I didn't pay much attention to where the tank was. Hashmal is Hashmal, so I didn't care who was tanking the sand spheres, though I once again noticed no actual tank was getting aggro.
When we got to the bit with the chimeras and the demon, we once again appeared to be sans tank, although he had been initiating ready checks and countdowns quite actively. This time I swung the camera around and spotted said tank dancing at the starting spot. Once the fight was over...
Me (party chat): [Tank], what precisely are you doing? Because it's not tanking.
Tank: Oh, someone canceled my countdown.
Groupmate: Um it was a 30 second countdown. Do something shorter next time.
We moved on to the next fight, Rofocale, and now I'm keeping a close eye on our tank because of the above. Once again, he is not tanking...so of course I take it to alliance chat to very blandly note that our tank was not tanking (after the boss did some ping-ponging). His response this time, for everyone to see:
Tank: That was an early pull. I don't tank early pulls.
Alliance member 1: who doesn't tank early pulls lol
Alliance member 2: That's okay, we have a tank who will.
Me: Our tank does not appear to tank anything.
Tank: I tank everything lol I'm just being a dick
Tank 2: Sorry
Tank: Oh no, [Tank 2], you're doing fine.
Our tank finally starts tanking. For a while I was worried he'd just be dancing at the beginning the whole time, but he ran into the add area and started playing properly. When we got to Argath, what happened? Our beautiful special snowflake diva initiates a ready check, then when another tank started a countdown, he pulls the boss.
Me: I thought you didn't tank early pulls.
Tank: My bad, I pulled before I saw the countdown start.
No one else said anything for the rest of the raid. Fortunately everyone was competent so we didn't wipe at all and got out in a reasonable amount of time.
I'm sure snowflake tank has something else going on in his life but the hypocrisy and juvenile responses to tiny things were just aggravating as hell.